British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 1/9 = 11%

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total: 2/10 = 20%

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2/11 = 18%

Spanish
[x] You say "'member" instead of "remember."
[] You speak Spanish.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3/9 = 33%

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4/7 = 57%

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patrick's Day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3/10 = 30%

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3/9 = 22%

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2/9 = 22%

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 4/7 = 57%

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 3/8 = 38%

American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total: 3/8 = 38%